Guess

Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy
Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"